Microsoft Sam

Microsoft Sam is a text-to-speech program originally found in Windows 2000 and Windows XP. He is considered one of the popular characters in the ROFLica gang. He enjoys reading error messages, no matter how ridiculous they are. He is also shown as quite sadistic since he enjoyed creating wars in ROFLica while riding his ROFLcopter. Even though he could be a little antagonistic sometimes, he is more on the good side.

He is also best friends with Mike and was always seen together. He usually views Mike as his side-kick as he helps him with his crazy wars. Sometimes when they are resting, Sam usually forces him to do something ridiculous, usually by dare.

His speech patterns are sometimes glitchy and mispronounce some words. However, the glitch is far more severe in the original version, which is found in the Narrator in Windows XP.